BAMBOO

 

You take a stick of bamboo, you take a stick of bamboo

You take a stick of bamboo, you throw it on the water

Oh, Oh, Hannah!

 

You travel on the river, you travel on the river,

You travel on the river, you travel on the water.

Oh, Oh, Hannah!

 

My home’s across the river, my home’s across the river,

My home’s across the river, my home’s across the water.

Oh, Oh, Hannah!

 

 

 

          BARGES

 

Out of my window, looking to the night,

I can see the barges flickering lights.

Silently flows the water to the sea

And the barges do go silently.

 

Chorus:                 Barges, how I long to go with you.

                                How I long to sail the ocean blue.

                                Barges, have you treasures in your hold?

                                Do you fight with pirates brave and bold?

 

Out of window, looking to the night,

I can see the barges flickering lights.

Starboard shines green and port is glowing red,

I can see the barges far ahead.

 

Repeat chorus.

 

How my heart longs to sail away with you

As you sail across the ocean blue.

But I must stay here by my window clear

As I watch you sail away from here.

 

Repeat chorus.

 

   

         THE BEAR SONG

 

The other day I met a bear.

A great big bear a way out there.

 

He said to me, “You better run!

I see you ain’t got any gun!”

 

And so I ran right out of there.

And right behind me was that bear.

 

In front of me I spied a tree.

A great big tree.  Oh lucky me!

 

The nearest branch was ten feet up.

I’d have to jump and trust my luck.

 

And so I jumped into the air.

But I missed that branch a way up there.

 

Now don’t you fret and don’t you frown

For I caught that branch on the way back down!

 

That’s all there is, there ain’t no more

Until I meet that bear once more.

 

   

 

                BINGO

 

There was farmer had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o.

B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name.

 

 


                BIRDIE IN A CHURCH

 

Oh I wish I was a birdie in a church, in a church.

Oh I wish I was a birdie in a church, in a church.

I would sit up on the steeple and spit upon the people.

Oh I wish I was a birdie in a church.

 

Oh I wish I was a little round orange, round orange.

Oh I wish I was a little round orange, round orange.

I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody’s shirty.

Oh I wish I was a little round orange.

 

Oh I wish I was a fishie in the sea, in the sea.

Oh I wish I was a fishie in the sea, in the sea.

I’d go swimming in the nudie, without my bathing suitie.

Oh I wish I was a fishie in the sea.

 

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.

I’d go slippery, slippery slidie over everybody’s hidie.

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap.

 

Oh I wish I was a little foreign car, foreign car.

Oh I wish I was a little foreign car, foreign car.

I’d go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody’s feetie.

Oh I wish I was a little foreign car.

 

Oh I wish I was a little sip of Coke, sip of Coke.

Oh I wish I was a little sip of Coke, sip of Coke.

I’d go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp.

Oh I wish I was a little sip of Coke.

 

   

 

                BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

                         By Bob Dylan
 

How many roads must a man walk down

Before you can call him a man?

Yes, and how many seas must a white dove sail,

Before she can sleep in the sand?

Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly,

Before they’re forever banned?

 

Chorus:                 The answer my friend, is blowin’ in the wind

                                The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

 

How many times must a man look up

Before he can see the sky?

Yes, and how many ears must one man have

Before he can hear people cry?

Yes and how many deaths will it take till he knows

That too many people have died?

 

Repeat chorus.

 

How many years can a mountain exist

Before it is washed to the sea?

Yes, and how many years can some people exist

Before they’re allowed to be free?

 
Repeat chorus.

 

   

                BOOM, BOOM, AIN’T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY?

 

Chorus:                 Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

                                Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

                                Silly and foolish all day long.

                                Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

 

Horsie and flea, and three blind mice

Sat on a curbstone shooting dice.

The horsie slipped and fell on the flea and the flea said,

“Oops, there’s a horsie on me!”

 

Repeat chorus.

 

Way down South where bananas grow,

A grasshopper stepped on an elephant’s toe.

The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?”

 

Repeat chorus.

 

Bought a pair of combination underwear.

Guaranteed not to rip, pop a button, or tear.

Wore ‘em seven years without an alteration

And I couldn’t get ‘em off cause I lost the combination!

 

Repeat chorus.

 

Farmer bought a chicken, no eggs would she lay.

So he poured hot water up and down her leg.

The little chickie hollered and the little chickie begged,

And the little chickie laid a hard-boiled egg!

 

Repeat chorus.

 

Took myself to the picture show.

Told myself I love me so.

Wrapped my arms around my waist

And I got so fresh I slapped my face!

 

Repeat chorus.

 

One bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other!

 

Repeat chorus.

 

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And shot the life out of the two dead boys.

If you don’t believe this story is true

Ask the blind man, he saw it too!

 

Repeat chorus.

 

Papa Moses shot a skunk.

Mama Moses cooked the skunk.

Baby Moses at the skunk.

And Holy Moses, how it stunk!

 

Repeat chorus.

 

 

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